Showing posts with label self-esteem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label self-esteem. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

REACH AROUND

The Belly Button Challenge???   Are you kidding me?!?  What fresh hell are we now visiting upon our already ridiculous measures of health and beauty?  I'm glad there is a disclaimer in this story, but still...

I recall at some tender teen age standing in front of the mirror trying to discern if I had the coveted "thigh gap" -- daylight between the thighs when feet are together in a standing position.  I think there was supposed to also be a gap between knees and calves as well as calves and ankles.  I generally felt good about myself on this one.  I have slender legs.  That's because every calorie I eat rushes directly to my waistline and builds a permanent home there;  A McMansion, so to speak.

So when I saw this story online today, I knew I was in trouble.  There are certain Yoga poses where one reaches around to grab some other part of the body and I never quite make it.  I've blamed it on assuming I have extraordinarily short arms, but if this story is correct and a woman's average arm length is 24 inches, well, that turns out to be my precise inner arm length from pit to longest middle fingertip.  Still I was 9-1/2 inches short of successfully tickling my navel on this Belly Button Challenge.  http://www.kirotv.com/news/lifestyles/health/people-are-taking-belly-button-challenge-see-if-th/nmdLs/

Isn't it crazy that this "test" is touted as indicating "good health" when it likely means anorexia, hyper-flexibility, or maybe a slender body with decent range of motion -- a body that just happens to be slim and bendy, but not necessarily healthy.

I'm glad I don't use these measures to determine my self-worth.  I'm troubled that I even felt moved to try it.  (NOTE:  That naval piercing would likely go unnoticed on me....lost in the culdesac.)

At least, that's the view from here...©